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Life imitates Bart

A live-action Simpsons intro. Not to be missed.

I saw this when I came into work this morning so I have no doubt that it's all over the Internet by now. Whoever the genius is who came up with this inspired piece, my hat's off to him.

Best. Tribute. Ever.

Looks like Al Qaeda will make it home for Christmas after all

Scrappleface: "Patriot Act, Global Jihad Get 6-Month Extensions".

Why men are happier

Coldhearted Truth lays it out for us. And it is the coldhearted truth:

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

More here.

Racial profiling in the Third Age of Middle Earth

One of those amusing time-wasting quiz-thingies the Web is so famous for asks "To which race of Middle Earth do you belong?"

Apparently I'm a Numenorean.

Numenorean


To which race of Middle Earth do you belong?
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Not bad. This puts me in the company of Aragorn and Faramir. Oh, and Hugh Hewitt. So I guess I can't complain.

(Hat tip: Bogus Gold)

Bush-bashing bloggers apply here!

Greg Gutfield has posted his own survey at the Huffington Post for wannabe bloggers that is provoking both giggles and outrage along the lines you'd expect. Go read it.